{"id":14124,"date":"2013-11-22T11:57:14","date_gmt":"2013-11-22T09:57:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/?p=14124"},"modified":"2013-11-22T11:57:14","modified_gmt":"2013-11-22T09:57:14","slug":"what-men-dislike","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/2013\/11\/22\/what-men-dislike\/","title":{"rendered":"what men dislike."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>According to their survey, men hate when women wear beanies, floppy hats, hair bows, open-side shirts, oversize sweaters, shoulder pads, peplums, bandeau bikinis (\u201cthey just make your shoulders look like a linebacker\u201d), bright lipstick, heavy eye makeup, fake nails, bangles, pointy-toed shoes, wedge sneakers, ultra-high heels, fold-over ankle boots (\u201cit looks like the shoes have foreskins\u201d), high-waisted jeans, high-waisted shorts,<\/p>\n<p>high-waisted skirts (\u201cit lacks a certain degree of subtlety\u201d), pantsuits (\u201cyou\u2019re a woman, not a man\u201d), drop-crotch pants (\u201creally, any loose fitting pants,) and mullet dresses (\u201cI just don\u2019t get it \u2014 where\u2019s the fucking party??? You are covering the back!\u201d). <strong>The question is how to wear all of these things at once. &#8221; \u00a0<\/strong>Unknown.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\u00a0I loving this amazingly funny girl written all this &#8211; <strong>Soooo sooo VERO<\/strong> \/ true\/sant )<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mm582050Td1s7zrb6o1_500.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14127\" title=\"tumblr_mm582050Td1s7zrb6o1_500\" src=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mm582050Td1s7zrb6o1_500.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"221\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mm582050Td1s7zrb6o1_500.gif 500w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mm582050Td1s7zrb6o1_500-300x132.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mm582050Td1s7zrb6o2_500.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14128\" title=\"tumblr_mm582050Td1s7zrb6o2_500\" src=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mm582050Td1s7zrb6o2_500.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"221\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mm582050Td1s7zrb6o2_500.gif 500w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mm582050Td1s7zrb6o2_500-300x132.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&#8221; You don\u2019t have to choose between your sexual side, your intellectual side, your emotional side, or your spiritual side\u2026. Just combine them all into one powerful expression and shine that brilliant light all across this world and beyond. &#8221; Unknown<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mq5yhpHlTp1qflnogo1_500.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14129\" title=\"tumblr_mq5yhpHlTp1qflnogo1_500\" src=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mq5yhpHlTp1qflnogo1_500.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"365\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mq5yhpHlTp1qflnogo1_500.jpg 500w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mq5yhpHlTp1qflnogo1_500-300x219.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mujp8agXZ41sx2c6yo1_500.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-14130\" title=\"tumblr_mujp8agXZ41sx2c6yo1_500\" src=\"http:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mujp8agXZ41sx2c6yo1_500.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"211\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mujp8agXZ41sx2c6yo1_500.gif 500w, https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/files\/2013\/11\/tumblr_mujp8agXZ41sx2c6yo1_500-300x126.gif 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Me, Im imagining my Jesus exactly something like this&#8230;&#8230;.. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>According to their survey, men hate when women wear beanies, floppy hats, hair bows, open-side shirts, oversize sweaters, shoulder pads, peplums, bandeau bikinis (\u201cthey just make your shoulders look like a linebacker\u201d), bright lipstick, heavy eye makeup, fake nails, bangles, pointy-toed shoes, wedge sneakers, ultra-high heels, fold-over ankle boots (\u201cit looks like the shoes have &#8230; <a title=\"what men dislike.\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/2013\/11\/22\/what-men-dislike\/\" aria-label=\"L\u00e4s mer om what men dislike.\">L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":288,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-djupa-funderingar-deep-thoughts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/288"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14124"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14124\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/veronicajonsson\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}