Hej s\u00f6tsmurfar.<\/p>\n
Fast\u00e4n jag \u00e4r g\u00f6rsjuk s\u00e5 har min sjuka humor inte f\u00f6rsvunnit.<\/p>\n
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En gumma och en gubbe satt p\u00e5 \u00e5lderdomshemmet. Gubben sa: <\/p>\n XOXO EMMA<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Hej s\u00f6tsmurfar. Fast\u00e4n jag \u00e4r g\u00f6rsjuk s\u00e5 har min sjuka humor inte f\u00f6rsvunnit. En gumma och en gubbe satt p\u00e5 \u00e5lderdomshemmet. Gubben sa: – F\u00f6r 20 kr pippar jag dig i gungstolen, f\u00f6r 50 kr g\u00f6r jag det i soffan d\u00e4r borta. Men f\u00f6r 100 kr s\u00e5 f\u00e5r du en romantisk middag p\u00e5 mitt … L\u00e4s mer<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1652,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-769","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-okategoriserad"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/xoxo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/769","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/xoxo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/xoxo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/xoxo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1652"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/xoxo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=769"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/xoxo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/769\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/xoxo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=769"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/xoxo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=769"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogg.improveme.se\/xoxo\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=769"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\n– F\u00f6r 20 kr pippar jag dig i gungstolen, f\u00f6r 50 kr g\u00f6r jag det i soffan d\u00e4r borta. Men f\u00f6r 100 kr s\u00e5 f\u00e5r du en romantisk middag p\u00e5 mitt rum som avslutas med en hel natt.
\nGumman t\u00e4nkte efter en stund, sen tog hon upp en hundralapp.
\n– Jas\u00e5 du vill ha en romantisk middag, sa gubben.
\n– Sk\u00e4rp dig, sa gumman, jag ska ha fem omg\u00e5ngar i gungstolen!!!<\/em><\/p>\n