Liverpool suck. Not exactly a question, I know. – Anonymous
I know.
We’ve only won the league 18 times and the European championships five times.
And we’ve done it without going hundreds of millions into debt (like Man U), without being a Russian oligarch’s plaything (Chelsea), without being purchased by a sheikh (City), and without being f*(&ing Arsenal.
Our captain is England’s captain. We had Bill Shankly, and you didn’t. Even our opponents get chills when they hear us sing “You’ll Never Walk Alone.”
You wish your club sucked like we do.
– John Green